Croatoan

Its august 1st everyone, the day That dean traveled to the future to find that lucifer is winning and the angels left heaven with god along with cas being a human and a stoner.But most importantly that the Croatoan virus infected most humans so beware symptoms usually start with bloodied eyes and bloodlust. Protect yourself at all cost the apocalypse is just beginning.

croatoandemondean

THIS IS HOW NEXT SEASON IS GONNA GO

  • Dean: Sam, I swear to fucking god.
  • Sam: Thats not very nice Dean
  • Dean: Fuck you, I'm a demon. I don't have to be nice.
  • Sam: You're gonna have to be nice you you want to get out of that devils trap.
  • --
  • Sam: Dont make me get the spray bottle
  • --
  • Dean: *is Summoned*
  • Dean: Sam?
  • Dean: Why did you summon me downstairs?
  • Sam: We're out of food
  • --
  • Sam *Summons Dean in the bathroom*
  • Sam: We're out of toilet paper.
  • --
  • Sam: Why are you crying
  • Dean: I cant get into baby!
  • Sam: oh, yeah, wards
  • --
  • Dean: *accidentally eats something with salt*
  • Dean: WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
  • Dean: I DON'T EVEN EAT
  • --
  • Dean: *eyes flicker black, one at a time, staring intently at Sam*
  • Sam: Dean
  • Sam: What?
  • Dean: Morse code, Sammy.
  • --
  • Crowley: So, Squirrel, buddy, demon chum
  • Dean: SAMMY GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE
ozthemagician

polyglotplatypus:

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

afoxboy:

I’m so sorry, I made another song. Based of “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Disney’s Mulan, Bobby tries to help Castiel and the boys become the hunters they were meant to be. Of course, they get a little carried away. All voices by me. Enjoy!

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CASTIEL: I think I’d like to become a hunter.
DEAN: Cas…you can’t just
become a hunter. It takes hard work, dedication, and conditioning. Plus a healthy level of badassness and courage. Like, can you even shoot a gun?
CASTIEL: I think I can handle it, Dean. After all, I have killed before. I’m an angel of the Lord. I can handle a gun if my angel blade won’t suffice.
SAM: I don’t know Cas, you really think you can handle being a hunter? It’s hard not only physically, but mentally too. You really can’t have attachments.
BOBBY: Ah shut up boys, you don’t know the dog’s nuts about being a real damn hunter.
DEAN: Oh really? And you do?
BOBBY: Listen up, idjits, I’ll make a hunter out of you.  

BOBBY:

Let’s get down to business
Grab the salt and guns
Did they send me pussies
When I asked for sons?
You’re the dumbest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we’re through
Idjits, I’ll make hunters
out of you

Now listen up.

First y’all do your research
On the witch, or djinn
Once you find what kills it
you are sure to win

You’re a spineless, pale
pathetic lot (Dean: Hey!)
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make hunters
out of you

DEAN:
Bobby you’re a real
Pain in the ass

SAM:
Say good-bye chicks and whiskey

CASTIEL:
I don’t understand
The voice says I’m all out!

DEAN:
Jeez, Cas, just forget the phone!

 CROWLEY:
This is really too amusing.

BOBBY:
Now I really wish that I
Had some more gin
(Be a Man)



DEAN:
We must be swift as

The coursing river
(Be a man)


CASTIEL:

With all the force
Of a great typhoon
(Be a man)


BOBBY:

What the hell are y’all
Singing about

SAM:
Mysterious as the

Dark side of the moon

CASTIEL:
Time is racing toward us

till Lucifer’s rise


BOBBY:

Then why don’t ya shut up
And you might survive

CROWLEY:
You’re unsuited for
Hell’s opening door
So pack up, go home
you’re through
How could he make hunters
out of you?

(Be a man)

SAM, DEAN, CASTIEL:
We must be swift as

the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the Coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon 

Hah!

BOBBY: Well good luck out there boys, your sorry asses are gonna need it. 

supernatural musical episode

I didn’t know I needed this until I hit ‘play’

jessepinkmanist

jessepinkmanist:

totally-not-misha-collins:

jessepinkmanist:

saying that jews have to support israel is like saying muslims have to support ISIS

hope you get for the billionth time that this conflict has nothing with anti-semitism and how dumb it is to support terrorists no matter what religion or region you belong to

Someone give this man a medal

im a woman but thank u friend

Sorry about that, someone give that woman a cookie and a bag of flowers every morning

croahtoan
dudewheresmypie:

ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Authorities believe that a dangerous blood-borne virus is to blame for the sudden spike in both murders and deaths in recent weeks in and around Kansas City.  It is thought to be the same virus discovered in River Grove, Oregon where at least twenty people were discovered dead in 2006.  Scientists have made no comments about whether this is the same strain found in the Niveus Pharmaceuticals swine flu vaccine in 2010.  Authorities are calling the virus “Croatoan.” 
Speculation that this may be an premeditated attack of biological warfare has forced government officials to take action.  By order of Acting Regional Command, residents of Kansas City and outline areas are required to evacuate by August 1st, 2014.  Entry to the area will be prohibited and strictly enforced beginning that date.  Displaced residents in need of shelter are urged to contact their local law enforcement.  All evacuees will be asked to provide identification and may be subject to onsite medial testing.  Any evacuees resisting official directives will be detained.  Authorities urge residents to use marked evacuation routes to maintain efficiency.
Sources say that victims of the virus are known to be physically aggressive and show a drive to attack others. If you encounter an infected individual, DO NOT ENGAGE. Contact local law enforcement immediately and seek refuge.
Please, do your part and spread the word.  Your safety, and the safety of your neighbors, is our number one concern.

dudewheresmypie:

ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A TEST

Authorities believe that a dangerous blood-borne virus is to blame for the sudden spike in both murders and deaths in recent weeks in and around Kansas City.  It is thought to be the same virus discovered in River Grove, Oregon where at least twenty people were discovered dead in 2006.  Scientists have made no comments about whether this is the same strain found in the Niveus Pharmaceuticals swine flu vaccine in 2010.  Authorities are calling the virus “Croatoan.” 

Speculation that this may be an premeditated attack of biological warfare has forced government officials to take action.  By order of Acting Regional Command, residents of Kansas City and outline areas are required to evacuate by August 1st, 2014.  Entry to the area will be prohibited and strictly enforced beginning that date.  Displaced residents in need of shelter are urged to contact their local law enforcement.  All evacuees will be asked to provide identification and may be subject to onsite medial testing.  Any evacuees resisting official directives will be detained.  Authorities urge residents to use marked evacuation routes to maintain efficiency.

Sources say that victims of the virus are known to be physically aggressive and show a drive to attack others. If you encounter an infected individual, DO NOT ENGAGE. Contact local law enforcement immediately and seek refuge.

Please, do your part and spread the word.  Your safety, and the safety of your neighbors, is our number one concern.